“Y’know, I’m not in Canada anymore.”
The actual you.
I have no authority over the actual Bobby.
“Me, on the other hand…”
Right. And I have some more pictures, so get used to gentle socialism and paying more for books.
“I’ve always admired Canadians for that, the book thing. Go to buy yourself something to read and get smacked in the face with a tiered payment system. That’s tough, man.”
“Yeah. You think putting that kind of label on something in America would go over well?”
Where there’s two prices, and we had to pay the higher one?
There would be riots.
“There ya go.”
Lots of screaming about the Constitution.
“More than usual.”
It kinda looks like the randos have cornered you.
“I’m penned in here pretty good.”
The forks can be used as weapons.
“Oh, hey, yeah. Good call.”