Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Live Together In Perfect Harmony

bobby black guy

“Hey, buddy.”

“Nice to see you, Bob.”

“You got nothing to ask me?”

“Come again?”

“It’s just that you’ve been asking everyone else in sight to join the Dead–”

“Have I?”

“–and you haven’t asked me.”

“I haven’t asked everyone.”

“You got up on a chair and made an announcement.”

“Did I?”

“I see how it is.”

“No, no, no: it’s not about race. It’s just that you can’t be in the Dead because you’re black.”

“Good talk, Bob.”

“C’mon, Branford…”

“Not Branford.”


  1. Hey, it’s Morgan Freeman!

  2. is that a “hello my name is” tag on Bobby’s shirt?

  3. Good Lord. Does this shit ever stop?

    “All Access.”

  4. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    January 24, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    Urkel-buddy’s Bobby’s new Birkenstock Wrangler?

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