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bobby black guy

“Hey, buddy.”

“Nice to see you, Bob.”

“You got nothing to ask me?”

“Come again?”

“It’s just that you’ve been asking everyone else in sight to join the Dead–”

“Have I?”

“–and you haven’t asked me.”

“I haven’t asked everyone.”

“You got up on a chair and made an announcement.”

“Did I?”

“I see how it is.”

“No, no, no: it’s not about race. It’s just that you can’t be in the Dead because you’re black.”

“Good talk, Bob.”

“C’mon, Branford…”

“Not Branford.”

6 Comments

  1. Drew

    Hey, it’s Morgan Freeman!

    • Anchovy Rancher

      Alt addy.

  2. cgrand

    is that a “hello my name is” tag on Bobby’s shirt?

  3. Anchovy Rancher

    Good Lord. Does this shit ever stop?

    “All Access.”

  4. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    Urkel-buddy’s Bobby’s new Birkenstock Wrangler?

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