Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Look At Me, I’m Andy C.

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“This new thing, Dead & Company, it’s got something. It’s cooking, y’know? Hot band. I haven’t learned the bass player’s name, but he’s a player. Real player.”

“What was that you were telling me about Garcia, Bob?”

“Oh, yeah. He’s still there. A little. I can see him out of the corner of my eye sometimes. I think he’s okay with what we’re doing.”

“Wow.”

“If he were alive, he’d still be in the Dead, of course.”

“Sure.

“And if Phil were alive, he’d still be in the band.”

“Nope.”

“Only, you know, only thing I got a problem with is the tempos. Some of those songs are just too slow. Especially the ones I sing.”

“Bobby.”

“Gotta goose it. Needs a little goosifying.”

“Bobby.”

“The choogle’s getting a bit droopy, is all I’m saying.”

“Bob, you complaining about the tempos being too slow is like Jack the Ripper complaining about all the dead whores.”

“Do you want to get dinner after this?”

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“OH, FUCK THIS! NO!”

“What’s the matter?”

“I just got out of this bullshit reality.”

“You don’t like it? It’s kind of fun. Have you met Wally?”

HELLO, ANDERSON–DO NOT CALL ME THAT–COOPER. WE MEET AGAIN.

“Why have you accepted this weirdness so readily?”

“You never took acid, did you?”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“In this situation? Quite a bit.”

1 Comment

  1. that Jack the Ripper line made me laugh audibly!

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