Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Tell me your best summer camp memory.

“I was color war general. White Lightning ’92, motherfucker.”

You win?

“Blowout. From the counselors down to Bunk One, we had nothing but spazzes. By lunch of the first day, it was over.”

Ah, sorry.

“We won Rope-Burning, though. Plus my girls fucking dominated Sing.”

You think the Gentiles know what we’re talking about?

“Fuck ’em.”

Let’s date. I know we share the same political opinions.

“Sad about Bernie.”

But you have to be realistic.

“Supreme Court.”

Wow. We’re like New Jersey: perfect together. Are we dating? Also: how much money do you have? A lot? Please say a lot, and also don’t be lying when you say it.

“Aw.”

You have a boyfriend.

“No.”

No?

“SHE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, YO.”

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“THIS BITCH BOTHERING YOU, BITCH?”

“No, baby.”

Who are you?

“LADY PIMPELSTILTSKIN, YO.”

Okay, we can’t do this bit any more. It’s just too dumb.

“CAPTAIN FUCK SAID YOU WAS A BITCH, BITCH!”

Tell him I say “hi.”

4 Comments

  1. You had a good run with this bit, so the last one was no Captain Fuck..

    They can not all be Captain Fuck.

    Jess Burbridge instagram has some pics of Oteil Jr playing Billy’s drums, maybe that fits into some ever meandering storyline.

  2. Not too familiar with the “socialist summer camp” thing other than this:
    https://youtu.be/soczkiJea0Y

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    August 3, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    That guy on left – taking up two spaces.

  4. Headliest Catch

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