Hey, Bobby. Look at you.
“Went where the weather suited my trousers.”
If there’s any place in the world those pants are appropriate, it’s a Mexican resort.
Do this again next year?
“Might be a problem. New Brent didn’t get back across the border.”
Jeff Chimenti is his name.
“There’s no ‘J’ sound in Spanish, so he’s probably gonna have to change it.”
Why can’t he come back?
“He’s been classified as both a drug kingpin and a Syrian.”
Wow. I didn’t know you could be declared a Syrian.
“We’re learning a lot about civics lately.”
Hey, Garcia Tee-Shirt.