Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Madman Drummer Pumps His Way Into His Hat

“Pussy hat!”

Right.

“Gonna pick up some chicks with this, man. ‘Hey, I hate the patriarchy, too,’ And then I’ll stick it in ’em.”

Nice.

“Billy Kreutzmann has always been for equality.”

How so?

“Banged a lotta ugly broads.”

That’s not equality.

“Sure, it is. Everyone gets a shot at my boner, even if she’s weird-looking.”

You’re stretching the meanings of words.

“Sometimes I’d rather have a mutant, y’know? Foot-long neck, or a nose with only one nostril: something new and different. Mix it up.”

You confuse me.

“I was at that thing in Washington. Ladies Night?”

It was called the Women’s March, Billy.

“Same thing. Hoo-boy. Target-rich environment.”

You could not be missing the point any more if you tried.

“It was a great time, man! I carried a sign and everything.”

What did your sign say?

I’m Billy Kreutzmann From The Grateful Dead And I Want Mouth Action.”

Dammit, Billy.

“They say protesting doesn’t work, but it does. I totally got mouth action.”

We’re done.

4 Comments

  1. Robert Hernandez

    January 25, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    He didn’t.

  2. “They say protesting doesn’t work, but it does. I totally got mouth action.”

    I almost woke my wife up over this bullshit.

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