Is Elton’s hairpiece balding now? That guy’s skull truly does not want anything on top of it.
One time on the ’72 Europe tour, the Bozo bus was pissed and fighting. Bad vibes, man, and pointed silences. And then Bobby started singing Tiny Dancer. Everyone listened for a second, and then joined in with each other throwing shit at him and calling him names.
Elton John and Bernie Taupin were a better songwriting team than Lennon/McCartney. I will defend this opinion no matter how indefensible it is.
Are those mass-produced glasses? Because I cannot think of another human being who could pull them off other than Elton John. (Don’t let Josh Meyers see them.)
Mickey, is Sir Elton John sexually harassing you?
“A little, but it’s fine.”
It’s not fine.
“Sure, it is. He’s a knight. Prima nocte.”
Okay, first of all: prima nocte is a myth. Second of all: that is not what this is.
“Droit du seigneur?”
That’s just French for prima nocte.
“I’m getting a real education here.”
Mickey, don’t put up with sexual harassment from Sir Elton John.
“I’m into it. The English harass in such classy ways.”
“When he grabbed my dick, his pinky was out.”
“I can handle myself.”
“Is it okay if I send him to Josh’s dressing room?”