Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Man Out Of Time

Goddammit. Precarious!

“Yo.”

Why is Brian May taking a selfie in 1975?

“Maybe he thought his hair looked good.”

It does. Still, though. Did you give Queen the Time Sheath?

“No.”

Did someone give them the Time Sheath?

“Apparently.”

Who?

MAMAAAAAAA.

Oh, come on. Wally?

DO NOT CALL ME THAT. JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAAAN.

You have big, booming monotone and that sounds ridiculous.

EVEN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES DREAM THEY ARE FREDDIE MERCURY.

Yeah, okay.

THEY DO NOT MAKE YELLOW LEATHER JACKETS IN MY SIZE. OR SHAPE.

Sure. Stop lending out the Time Sheath, please.

YOU ARE AWARE THAT SEVERAL MEMBERS OF QUEEN HOLD ADVANCED DEGREES, WHILE MOST OF THE GRATEFUL DEAD DID NOT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?

Doesn’t matter. Knock it off.

1 Comment

  1. I know everyone says this, but, good eye.

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