Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Manana, Salut, Goodnight

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What have we learned?

  • Madison Square Garden has some sort of Hall of Fame that the Dead are now in.
  • Mickey has a daughter.
  • His daughter has a bellybutton.
  • For at least an hour or so on Sunday, Billy was more than ten feet from Benjy Eisen.
  • Trixie has always been my hero (as well as my long-suffering wife and soulmate,) but the fact that she’s giving Billy the hoverhand up there just cements the deal for me.
  • Trixie in ’16.
  • Every guy at the racetrack looks like Billy. Since they invented racetracks, every guy there has looked like Billy. There was a guy at the Circus Maximus wearing that hat.
  • Bobby wants to know if you can still get those delicious hot dogs from the carts in New York.
  • In this picture, we see Bobby remembering and forgetting something. Not “or.” Bobby has reached his brain’s storage capacity, so putting a new fact or name or whatever in there is a zero sum game: something else has to come out.
  • Between the new people Bobby met today and the fact that Mickey has a daughter, Bobby may very well have forgotten where he lives.
  • You live on Mt. Tamalpais, Bobby. Just go to there and wander around; someone will recognize you and call your wife.


  1. Where is Keelin?

  2. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    May 12, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    Redra’s Mickey’s daughter?……..hubba hubba

  3. Kreutzmann, take off that stupid fuckin’ hat, will ya???

  4. Disaster Amnesiac

    May 13, 2015 at 9:34 am

    I’ll vote for Trixie if she picks Li’l Bub as her VP.

  5. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    May 13, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    Ed Giacomin was also inducted… was also his voice coming through Phil’s bass at Woodstock

  6. Ok……Mickey’s daughter looks more like a Romulan than he does. Just sayin’.

  7. Mickey’s daughter is a) a much better person than you’ll ever be b) definitely has a nicer belly button than you do, c) go fuck yourself, d) romulans are hotter than humans, as a rule.

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