Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Many Bothans Died For These Jams

jeff chimenti bw oohYou’re wearing Dead shirts now, too, Jeff Chimenti?

“Oh, c’mon. I told you I don’t want to be part of this.”

Jeff Chimenti, you need to show everyone your power.

“Is that one of your weird euphemisms?”

No.

“Really?”

A little, maybe.

“Please stop involving me in your nonsense.”

John Mayer is taking too many solos and you are not taking enough.

Can you not say anything out loud, but you totally agree?

Oh my God: is Irving Azoff in the room? If Irving Azoff is in the room and you’re not free to speak, but you know you should ripping shit up and showing the East Coast the awesome power of a fully operational Jeff Chimenti, then continue to have majestic hair the color of a magical suit of armor.

I KNEW IT.

“May I go?”

You may.

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