Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?
“Paying for a book.”
See, I hold merchandise up in stores and take selfies with it, but they don’t give it to me.”
“Are you a Grateful Dead?”
“There ya go. One of the better perks of the job. Hold stuff up, get stuff free. Used to just be guitars and gear and things, but now you can get damn near anything for free by holding it up.”
You’re an Influencer.
“Call me that again and I’ll strangle you with my scarf.”