1. Judging from the stickers, this was a pre-planned photo session, so the shirts are understandable, but if you met a Grateful Dead by accident, would you want to be wearing a Dead shirt? Or, would you feel goofy? I would feel goofy about it, especially if it was a Garcia shirt.
“Hey, Phil. You remember your dead friend? He’s on my shirt. Have a good rest of your day thinking about mortality, buddy.”
2. Glad that guy’s giving the peace sign. Otherwise, we might not have known he was a hippie-type.
3. “What’s got two thumbs, a new set of teeth, and some new breathing exercises to do when Billy calls? This fucking guy right here.”