Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Meet The Ordnance Family

  • Mother of all Bombs
  • Granddaughter of all Machetes
  • Second Cousin of all Flashbang Grenades
  • Family Friend Whom Everyone Calls Uncle of all Tiger Traps
  • Son-In-Law of all Pepper Spray Canisters
  • Estranged Aunt of all Thermal Detonators.

And Brian Williams can’t tell which one is the most beautiful.

4 Comments

  1. That song/ poem was meant to be ironic.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      April 13, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      So were the poems about good fences making good neighbors and the two roads diverging.

      I wonder why poets even bother.

      • SmokingLeather

        April 14, 2017 at 3:44 am

        Sorry. The recent passing of Leonard Cohen has left me salty about hacks quoting his poetry or songs. Brian Williams is the hack who pissed me off. You on the other hand are literally one of my 3 favorite living authors.

  2. SmokingLeather

    April 14, 2017 at 3:46 am

    Or maybe,

    I don’t know about beautiful but the Estranged Aunt of all Thermal Detonators is hot.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

*