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One day, Mickey grabbed Pig’s elbow and launched into a lecture on the history and culture of the congas, which he of course insisted on pronouncing COOON-gass and had gotten up to their role in Bolivar’s push for independence when Pig spat a wad of tobacco juice on the floor.

“Yeah, man, I just smack on ’em like they was colored girl titties,” and then Pig walked away.