Lots of people write about the Dead, and some do wonderful work, but how dank are their memes? Does Blair Jackson even know what a meme is? Can David Browne properly judge the dankness of said meme? David Gans is a lovely man and friend of the blog, but I’ll just come right out and say it: his memes are not dank.
Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?
Just stealing credit for things sixteen-year-old Enthusiasts created and flinging weird insults at people who have been nothing but lovely.
Blair Jackson has not yet paid me tribute.
I want a divorce.
Ooh, no: we’re Catholic.
Since fucking when?
Since you asked for a divorce.
I wish you would fall down every stair in the world.
Get in line.