Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Meme And My Shadow

Lots of people write about the Dead, and some do wonderful work, but  how dank are their memes? Does Blair Jackson even know what a meme is? Can David Browne properly judge the dankness of said meme? David Gans is a lovely man and friend of the blog, but I’ll just come right out and say it: his memes are not dank.

Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?


Just stealing credit for things sixteen-year-old Enthusiasts created and flinging weird insults at people who have been nothing but lovely.

Blair Jackson has not yet paid me tribute.

I want a divorce.

Ooh, no: we’re Catholic.

Since fucking when?

Since you asked for a divorce.

I wish you would fall down every stair in the world.

Get in line.


  1. Disaster Amnesiac

    August 30, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    “… many dicks to be punched at DiFi’s Halloween party!!!!”

    • “you can’t get anywhere in San Francisco politics without punching a few dicks.” DiFei circa 1985

      • Disaster Amnesiac

        August 31, 2015 at 10:21 am

        Amos Brown’s “My Man Willie” Protective Codpiece, perfect for Board of Supervisors Meetings and Bill Graham Civic Auditorium backstage scenes.

  2. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 30, 2015 at 10:39 pm

  3. Blair certainly reads this, his Benjy quote outed him as an enthusiast.

    Should he fail to pay tribute, and you want your death cult followers to rain fiery memes upon him you just say the word.

    I have the memes of a 54 year old, but others in the C-section can meme oh can they meme.

  4. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 31, 2015 at 5:33 am

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