Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Mick, Dick, Prick

“Simmer down, Mick.”

“No! I’m gonna fuck this cheesy Danish up!”

“Nice one.”


Billy has completed his transformation into Richard Harris as Marcus Aurelius.


“Shit, Larry, I’m impressed.”


“It takes two of us to fuck up the time as well as you do all by yourself.”


“Pull my finger.”

“I’m not pulling your fing–”

“I’ll do it, Mick!”


“Windy one.”

“I had Bok Choy for dinner.”


“You owe me money, fucker.”

“I’ve never borrowed money from you, Mickey.”

“I know. I didn’t say that. I bought Lulu. You owe me money.”


“Hey, remember that movie you guys made where the only guy who wasn’t a complete asshole wasn’t in the band anymore?”


  1. Solid. Thanks, TotD.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    November 11, 2017 at 11:34 am

    a Man Called Billy

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    November 11, 2017 at 11:37 am

    also also

    my new band Star Waggon

    • Luther Von Baconson

      November 11, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      changed band name…..STRA WAGGONZ. a little hepper.

      Come into my Star Waggon
      I’ve got distilled water
      Are you too cold? I can make it hotter
      Have some candies, there’s no brown colors
      Did anyone ever tell you
      You look like Sally Struthers?

      F#-E-F#-B (A-B-C#-A)…..something like that.

  4. that’s funny

  5. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    November 12, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    What Mickey was actually saying is – well, never mind. It looks more dramatic than it was.

  6. Mickey’s ears are growing toward his mouth.

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