LOOK AT PHIL’S TUSHEE!
Knock it off.
Fat Phil had a phat ass.
This is unpleasant.
Well, for all but five years out of life, Phil has been rail-skinny and had no butt whatsoever.
True, but still.
If Phil’s body were a set list, then you would write it “legs>back.”
We all got it.
But here he’s got a Heineken heinie.
And bearded Mickey.
Bearded Mickey is terrifying. Scariest of all Mickey’s iterations.