Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Mick, Thick, Hick

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LOOK AT PHIL’S TUSHEE!

Stop it.

LOOK!

Knock it off.

Fat Phil had a phat ass.

This is unpleasant.

Well, for all but five years out of life, Phil has been rail-skinny and had no butt whatsoever.

True, but still.

If Phil’s body were a set list, then you would write it “legs>back.”

Right.

No butt.

We all got it.

But here he’s got a Heineken heinie.

And bearded Mickey.

Bearded Mickey is terrifying. Scariest of all Mickey’s iterations.

True.

1 Comment

  1. It could be constipation. It looks like a mic stand is shoved up phil’s heinie (classic billy right there) and he’s not happy about having to stand there like that for every brent song.

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