Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Mickbusters

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What is this?

“I’m having a midlife crisis.”

You’re planning on living to 140?

“You’re not?”

I repeat: what is this?

“Y’know how Neil Young likes model trains?”

Yeah.

“Fuck him. I’m going bigger.”

So this is a model? Of what?

“San Francisco. 1:32 scale.”

The whole thing?

“Every bit of it.”

That means it’ll be…1.5 square miles.

“Yeah, but only temporarily.”

Goddammit, Mickey, don’t destroy Mini-Francisco with the Little Big One.

“Too late not to. Already wired the explosive charges.”

You haven’t finished building the Golden Gate Bridge.

“Oh, we wired the explosive charges years ago.”

Ah.

“It’s an experiment! I want to see what will happen.”

Everyone’ll die.

“You weren’t listening to me: I want to see it.”

You’re bored, huh?

“Summer tour cannot come fast enough.”

5 Comments

  1. Maybe Mickey and Rod could collaborate?

  2. “Goddammit, Mickey, don’t destroy Mini-Francisco with the Little Big One.”

    …worth the price of admission.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    December 6, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    les

  4. Where is Uncle Fester when we need him?

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