“Honey, this is the worst real estate seminar I’ve ever been to.”
“I agree: I’m beginning to think the guy whacking on the cowbell knows nothing about the housing market.”
bruce hornsbymickey hart
July 29, 2015 at 11:59 am
He looks so much like a dad here
July 29, 2015 at 12:22 pm
July 29, 2015 at 12:33 pm
LOL DADS ARE A DIFFERENT BREED OF HUMAN
July 29, 2015 at 12:40 pm
DADS BREED HUMANS THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEM DADS
July 29, 2015 at 1:02 pm
nO. DADS ARE MAGICAL MEN WHO HAVE LOST THEIR YOUTH
July 29, 2015 at 1:08 pm
THEY ARE NOT MAGICAL THEY JUST WANT QUIET
July 29, 2015 at 1:05 pm
#dadbod #stopdadbods2k15 #dadAF #jeffchimentiismydad
July 29, 2015 at 1:10 pm
If they want quiet why do they wear socks with sandals. Why haven’t they bought themselves new clothes in 15 years. My dad has holes in his pants
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE
July 29, 2015 at 1:13 pm
Tru holy shit BUT HE CAN AFFORD NEW PANTS. HES HAD THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRTS FOR 10 YEARS. he is such a cheap person I love it
I have the most problems out of all of my siblings but I’m the least expensive… MIDDLE CHILDREN UNITE!
July 29, 2015 at 1:20 pm
July 29, 2015 at 1:24 pm
no but srsly dads are wonderful people and the good ones are just a gift to the world. parents r gr8. I wonder if dads get jealous of moms
July 29, 2015 at 1:26 pm
NOO one is jealous of moms
July 29, 2015 at 1:27 pm
here’s why: the connection between mother and child
July 29, 2015 at 1:29 pm
U CANNOT RECREATE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN A MOM AND HER KID. AS SOON AS THE KID IS BORN THE MOTHER HOLDS IT AND THE SEAL IS CREATED RIGHT THERE. DADS JUST GET A WALRUS NOT A SEAL
July 29, 2015 at 1:30 pm
You get a “C” for not telling the truth. That’s right: you’re a sea lion.
noT TELLING THE TRUTH?????? STOP ACCUSING ME OF THINGS
July 29, 2015 at 1:31 pm
ORCA WHAT? YOU WILL WHALE ON ME?
July 29, 2015 at 1:32 pm
whale oil beef hooked
Idk it’s just that sometimes in the morning I come into my parents’ room and lay with my mom like any other kid (even though I’m much older than most kids who do that) and I wonder if my dad ever gets jealous that I give her more attention sometimes
but then again every time I thank my dad for giving me such an amazing life and for providing so well for our family he always says, “I’m not looking for a thank you. It’s my job.” and then I go into my room and cry bc wtf dad ur JESUS
July 29, 2015 at 1:34 pm
July 29, 2015 at 1:38 pm
OUFHEFGHFIOVNOFUSHEROGISHR;AFIVUHEFIHUSEROIGHERGIHOEFGIUHDIOFUGHAOIRGUHAOEFGIHAEORGIHQEORIHQ3ORGIALFJNQEIRTGHUEORTGUHEOFGIHAEORGIQHEROGUQH3RO NO THIS IS NOT OKAY
I LOVE ANIMAL DADS WHO STAY WITH THEIR FAMILIES
LIKE WHEN THE MALE PENGUINS KEEP THE EGGS WARM
UGH SO CUTE UR SO ON POINT WITH BEING A DAD TYSM
BETTER YET: DO DADS HAVE FEELINGS????????????????????? DO THEY THINK ABOUT THINGS??????????
July 29, 2015 at 1:44 pm
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-11/17/17/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-24438-1416264822-3.png thank lord Jesus my dad doesn’t look or dress like this
July 29, 2015 at 1:48 pm
http://img.memecdn.com/more-like-lolicon-pack-source-knowyourmeme_o_4984035.jpg Last one is for you, TotD.
I actually don’t think you’re old, by the way. I’m just pushing your buttons.
July 29, 2015 at 1:58 pm
It’s hammer time!
July 29, 2015 at 2:01 pm
I take it you’re a feeling-less dad
July 29, 2015 at 2:07 pm
I’m a dad who tries to escape from this stuff by reading my favorite blog about my favorite band.
July 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm
AND IM PRAYING THAT MY DAD NEVER READS OR DISCOVERS THIS BLOG.
my dad goes on SOSH all day.
July 29, 2015 at 2:12 pm
I’m tired of looking up all these acronyms on urban dictionary. My old dad brain only has so much room for useless trivia, so when I learn what TYSM means I forget which scarlet>fire had the Garcia quacks.
July 29, 2015 at 2:16 pm
Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry about that. I’m partially… flattered?
TYSM= thank you so much.
JFC = Jesus fucking Christ
LOL = laughing out loud (nobody ever laughs out loud when they’re typing this. It’s being used ironically).
SRSLY = seriously
BRUH = bro, brother, frater
LEL = different version of “lol”, much more ironic
July 29, 2015 at 2:03 pm
July 29, 2015 at 2:05 pm
Wore these tie dye M.C Hammer pants all through 89
July 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm
you should have been thrown in jAIL
When my mom met my dad, he had a mattress on the floor, a dirty ass college house, a mini fridge, some tapestries on the wall, really bad eczema, and he was making $8 an hour and she still fell in love with him. He was a responsible, grown up guy with a career just getting started but he was still an animal men are barn animals
July 29, 2015 at 2:11 pm
I agree with everything but the tapestries, thats just weird
July 29, 2015 at 2:19 pm
they were tie dye. Really pretty, actually. I have his stored in my closet. Mostly they were used to cover up the stains and holes in the wall. One of his roommates had a weird friend who once punched the wall.
July 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/why-are-many-single-men-absolutely-filthy.542736/ this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read i love men
July 29, 2015 at 2:14 pm
I had Mickey’s son as student on wilderness survival trip. Good kid from a not-very-good dad.
WAS IT BLOOD-FUCKER???????
sorry omfg. rsorry
July 29, 2015 at 2:29 pm
What are you talking about?
July 29, 2015 at 2:32 pm
do you remember that one post you made a rlly long time ago where it was a picture of Mickey and some lady and a kid, presumably his, and you made up some shit about Mickey wanting to name his kid “Blood-Fucker”?????? I thought it was really funny so I remembered it
July 29, 2015 at 2:35 pm
That doesn;t sound like something I’d say.
July 29, 2015 at 2:41 pm
I can’t find it to prove it to you but I KNOW IT’S REAL IM YOUNG AND HAVE A FLEXIBLE GOOD MIND
July 29, 2015 at 2:42 pm
July 29, 2015 at 2:43 pm
oh wow I’ve been reading this blog for a long ass time dude that was published 2 days before my 15th birthday
July 29, 2015 at 2:27 pm
July 29, 2015 at 2:22 pm
This is the kind of game you needed in the 70’s to pick up chicks
I’m on board
Either you learn how to disco duck or u aint getting laid.
July 29, 2015 at 2:33 pm
my dad h8s disco srry
also he graduated high school in 1982 so he was a little bit young for that… I think. Right? I dunno.
July 29, 2015 at 2:46 pm
He would have attended many a school dance where they did the disco. If he attended dances, that is. Disco stressed me out and I hated it. This was when I discovered the Dead.
July 29, 2015 at 2:48 pm
Oh, he was quite the introvert like myself. He hated the 80’s, too. Only school dance he went to was his senior prom; he went out obligation (to himself, though. He wanted to at least say that he went).
Last dance I went to was in 8th grade and it was awesome because I danced with a cute Jewish boy who I never spoke to again.
July 29, 2015 at 2:51 pm
I went to the same school where my mom taught and she would make me go to the dances while she got paid to supervise. Savage.
July 29, 2015 at 2:52 pm
Oh dear god, I’m so sorry.
My dad’s mom made their own bread.
July 29, 2015 at 2:53 pm
So did my dad’s mom. My mom’s dad made their own liquor.
July 29, 2015 at 2:57 pm
My dad grew up in Jersey and they were the “hippies” in their town, though really they were just liberal… and white. Even split between black and white in his town. My dad was always the only Deadhead growing up, too.
Once he attended a BB King show at the Apollo Theater and he and his buddy were the only white dudes in tie dye. Everyone else was black and they were dressed up real nice and fancy because it was some kind of important coming back show or something.
July 29, 2015 at 3:00 pm
How much did it cost and did it burn like hell?
July 29, 2015 at 3:05 pm
I didn’t get in on the marketing aspect. Too busy cuttin hickory just to fire the still. But yes, the burn was substantial.
July 29, 2015 at 3:09 pm
My dad wore Bermuda shorts with brown socks and hard soled shoes. He drew the line at white belts, though. Music was Harry Belafonte, Peter Paul & Mary and Pery Como.
July 29, 2015 at 3:13 pm
My dad didn’t care how he dressed. He was kind of raggedy. Just a teenage boy. (Mind you, he grew up in a much different age than your father did. Back then everyone dressed nice, it seemed.)
July 29, 2015 at 3:20 pm
Dressed UP, you mean? “Nice” is something different entirely.
July 29, 2015 at 3:27 pm
No, I mean dressed up. Like fancy hats, suits; the clothes you would wear to a fancy party.
July 29, 2015 at 3:28 pm
I was going to say dressed up in “Church clothes”, but I don’t suspect people would be wearing nice light colors to a show in Harlem at night.
July 29, 2015 at 3:29 pm
also, white people everywhere are sweating.
July 29, 2015 at 3:25 pm
July 29, 2015 at 3:30 pm
this photo should be illegal
July 29, 2015 at 3:32 pm
“Pardon me ma’am, I mustache you a question.”
July 29, 2015 at 3:33 pm
http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/i-mustache-you-a-question-mullet-kid-392×1024.jpg lel i thought this was funny when I was 12
July 30, 2015 at 5:56 pm
I showed the mustache meme to my son and he said, “That’s so cheesy! I can smell it.” You’re only 15 and your humor is old style. :’D
July 30, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Very cheesy indeed. With memes, I go for the dank ones. This one is a little off my path, but it’s wonderful and beautiful in its own way anyway. 😉
Hammer of the gods!
July 29, 2015 at 3:40 pm
I feel like growing up in the 70’s would have sucked
July 29, 2015 at 3:47 pm
im so done with the 70s honestly
July 29, 2015 at 3:58 pm
illegal. all of this
July 29, 2015 at 4:07 pm
For once I’m going to have to disagree with you
July 29, 2015 at 4:09 pm
About growing up in that era, the illegality of the posts is irrefutible
July 29, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Who is seriously that ashamed of a tampon falling out of their purse?? If a guy sees one fall out of your purse and he says, “OH MY GOD, SHES ONE OF THOSE GIRLS TOO. SHE HAS PERIODS. FUCK, IM OUTTA HERE” then you should kick him in the nuts. Periods are nothing to be ashamed of. Sorry.
(Jk, I don’t condone violence. Also Spencer, I’m out right now so I can’t watch the videos. I’ll watch them when I get home.)
July 29, 2015 at 4:11 pm
July 29, 2015 at 4:22 pm
July 29, 2015 at 5:16 pm
Ummm.. What about, you know, THE GRATEFUL DEAD (complete with burnin’ hot Bobert)? And, like, all the shows they played in the 70’s???
That would not suck to witness. I would trade every single show i saw after 91 to witness even one mediocre 70’s GD show.
I know I am changing the conversation, SO WHAT?? I am a selfish person.
You can keep the mink jock, though.
July 29, 2015 at 6:29 pm
Dude, I’m 100% with you on that. Anything before Brent is okay with me (sorry, not a Brent fan).
July 29, 2015 at 5:33 pm
Fu€£ng amen to that
July 29, 2015 at 7:17 pm
I think the 70’s looked pretty weird and pretty cool at the same time. No offense to you 70’s babies.
There would have been advantages and disadvantages of growing up then for me. I would be a different person, though!
July 29, 2015 at 7:25 pm
I actually have a question: was dental care as good as it is today? I just got back from the dentist and the entire right side of my face is so numb that even my ears are numb. I got shot up for getting sealant; during this time I wondered if care was good in the olden days too. Since we advanced medically only very very recently in the span of humanity’s existence, has good stuff been around for a while?
MY WHOLE FUCKING FACE HURTS too
God this sounds so snarky. I need to proofread things before I submit them. I’m asking this sincerely.
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