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Mickey: Whacking On Stuff While Talking About It

Mickey Hart, Bruce Hornsby, and.org
“Honey, this is the worst real estate seminar I’ve ever been to.”

“I agree: I’m beginning to think the guy whacking on the cowbell knows nothing about the housing market.”

89 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    He looks so much like a dad here

      • maggiemay

        LOL DADS ARE A DIFFERENT BREED OF HUMAN

        • thoughtsonthedead

          DADS BREED HUMANS THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEM DADS

      • maggiemay

        nO. DADS ARE MAGICAL MEN WHO HAVE LOST THEIR YOUTH

      • maggiemay

        #dadbod #stopdadbods2k15 #dadAF #jeffchimentiismydad

      • maggiemay

        If they want quiet why do they wear socks with sandals. Why haven’t they bought themselves new clothes in 15 years. My dad has holes in his pants

      • maggiemay

        Tru holy shit BUT HE CAN AFFORD NEW PANTS. HES HAD THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRTS FOR 10 YEARS. he is such a cheap person I love it

        I have the most problems out of all of my siblings but I’m the least expensive… MIDDLE CHILDREN UNITE!

      • spencer

        #10yroldflannelshirtsRmagical

      • maggiemay

        no but srsly dads are wonderful people and the good ones are just a gift to the world. parents r gr8. I wonder if dads get jealous of moms

        • thoughtsonthedead

          NOO one is jealous of moms

          • maggiemay

            here’s why: the connection between mother and child

          • maggiemay

            U CANNOT RECREATE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN A MOM AND HER KID. AS SOON AS THE KID IS BORN THE MOTHER HOLDS IT AND THE SEAL IS CREATED RIGHT THERE. DADS JUST GET A WALRUS NOT A SEAL

          • thoughtsonthedead

            You get a “C” for not telling the truth. That’s right: you’re a sea lion.

          • maggiemay

            noT TELLING THE TRUTH?????? STOP ACCUSING ME OF THINGS

          • thoughtsonthedead

            ORCA WHAT? YOU WILL WHALE ON ME?

          • maggiemay

            whale oil beef hooked

          • maggiemay

            Idk it’s just that sometimes in the morning I come into my parents’ room and lay with my mom like any other kid (even though I’m much older than most kids who do that) and I wonder if my dad ever gets jealous that I give her more attention sometimes

          • maggiemay

            but then again every time I thank my dad for giving me such an amazing life and for providing so well for our family he always says, “I’m not looking for a thank you. It’s my job.” and then I go into my room and cry bc wtf dad ur JESUS

        • maggiemay

          OUFHEFGHFIOVNOFUSHEROGISHR;AFIVUHEFIHUSEROIGHERGIHOEFGIUHDIOFUGHAOIRGUHAOEFGIHAEORGIHQEORIHQ3ORGIALFJNQEIRTGHUEORTGUHEOFGIHAEORGIQHEROGUQH3RO NO THIS IS NOT OKAY

          I LOVE ANIMAL DADS WHO STAY WITH THEIR FAMILIES

          LIKE WHEN THE MALE PENGUINS KEEP THE EGGS WARM

          UGH SO CUTE UR SO ON POINT WITH BEING A DAD TYSM

  2. maggiemay

    BETTER YET: DO DADS HAVE FEELINGS????????????????????? DO THEY THINK ABOUT THINGS??????????

  3. maggiemay

    http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-11/17/17/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-24438-1416264822-3.png thank lord Jesus my dad doesn’t look or dress like this

  4. maggiemay

    http://img.memecdn.com/more-like-lolicon-pack-source-knowyourmeme_o_4984035.jpg Last one is for you, TotD.

    I actually don’t think you’re old, by the way. I’m just pushing your buttons.

    Grandpa.

  5. RationalExpressions

    It’s hammer time!

    • maggiemay

      I take it you’re a feeling-less dad

      • RationalExpressions

        I’m a dad who tries to escape from this stuff by reading my favorite blog about my favorite band.

        • maggiemay

          AND IM PRAYING THAT MY DAD NEVER READS OR DISCOVERS THIS BLOG.

        • maggiemay

          my dad goes on SOSH all day.

      • RationalExpressions

        I’m tired of looking up all these acronyms on urban dictionary. My old dad brain only has so much room for useless trivia, so when I learn what TYSM means I forget which scarlet>fire had the Garcia quacks.

        • maggiemay

          Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry about that. I’m partially… flattered?

          TYSM= thank you so much.
          JFC = Jesus fucking Christ
          LOL = laughing out loud (nobody ever laughs out loud when they’re typing this. It’s being used ironically).
          SRSLY = seriously
          BRUH = bro, brother, frater
          LEL = different version of “lol”, much more ironic

      • spencer

        Wore these tie dye M.C Hammer pants all through 89

        • maggiemay

          you should have been thrown in jAIL

        • maggiemay

          When my mom met my dad, he had a mattress on the floor, a dirty ass college house, a mini fridge, some tapestries on the wall, really bad eczema, and he was making $8 an hour and she still fell in love with him. He was a responsible, grown up guy with a career just getting started but he was still an animal men are barn animals

      • spencer

        I agree with everything but the tapestries, thats just weird

        • maggiemay

          they were tie dye. Really pretty, actually. I have his stored in my closet. Mostly they were used to cover up the stains and holes in the wall. One of his roommates had a weird friend who once punched the wall.

  6. maggiemay

    https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/why-are-many-single-men-absolutely-filthy.542736/ this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read i love men

  7. duncan

    I had Mickey’s son as student on wilderness survival trip. Good kid from a not-very-good dad.

  8. Boogaloo

    This is the kind of game you needed in the 70’s to pick up chicks

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/787791/soul-train-o.gif

    • maggiemay

      I’m on board

      • Boogaloo

        Either you learn how to disco duck or u aint getting laid.

        • maggiemay

          my dad h8s disco srry
          also he graduated high school in 1982 so he was a little bit young for that… I think. Right? I dunno.

      • Rodeoamy

        He would have attended many a school dance where they did the disco. If he attended dances, that is. Disco stressed me out and I hated it. This was when I discovered the Dead.

        • maggiemay

          Oh, he was quite the introvert like myself. He hated the 80’s, too. Only school dance he went to was his senior prom; he went out obligation (to himself, though. He wanted to at least say that he went).

          Last dance I went to was in 8th grade and it was awesome because I danced with a cute Jewish boy who I never spoke to again.

      • Rodeoamy

        I went to the same school where my mom taught and she would make me go to the dances while she got paid to supervise. Savage.

        • maggiemay

          Oh dear god, I’m so sorry.

          My dad’s mom made their own bread.

      • Rodeoamy

        So did my dad’s mom. My mom’s dad made their own liquor.

        • maggiemay

          NICE.

          My dad grew up in Jersey and they were the “hippies” in their town, though really they were just liberal… and white. Even split between black and white in his town. My dad was always the only Deadhead growing up, too.

          Once he attended a BB King show at the Apollo Theater and he and his buddy were the only white dudes in tie dye. Everyone else was black and they were dressed up real nice and fancy because it was some kind of important coming back show or something.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          How much did it cost and did it burn like hell?

      • Rodeoamy

        I didn’t get in on the marketing aspect. Too busy cuttin hickory just to fire the still. But yes, the burn was substantial.

      • Rodeoamy

        My dad wore Bermuda shorts with brown socks and hard soled shoes. He drew the line at white belts, though. Music was Harry Belafonte, Peter Paul & Mary and Pery Como.

        • maggiemay

          My dad didn’t care how he dressed. He was kind of raggedy. Just a teenage boy. (Mind you, he grew up in a much different age than your father did. Back then everyone dressed nice, it seemed.)

      • Rodeoamy

        Dressed UP, you mean? “Nice” is something different entirely.
        http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AVfyO13p1Mw/U5EI2TL8XeI/AAAAAAAAXm0/LZbgDihTHJU/s1600/Flanagan+Michael+John+Family+-+Wedding+-+1970s.jpg

        • maggiemay

          No, I mean dressed up. Like fancy hats, suits; the clothes you would wear to a fancy party.

        • maggiemay

          I was going to say dressed up in “Church clothes”, but I don’t suspect people would be wearing nice light colors to a show in Harlem at night.

          • maggiemay

            also, white people everywhere are sweating.

        • maggiemay

          this photo should be illegal

      • Rodeoamy

        “Pardon me ma’am, I mustache you a question.”

      • Rodeoamy

        I showed the mustache meme to my son and he said, “That’s so cheesy! I can smell it.” You’re only 15 and your humor is old style. :’D

        • maggiemay

          Very cheesy indeed. With memes, I go for the dank ones. This one is a little off my path, but it’s wonderful and beautiful in its own way anyway. šŸ˜‰

  9. RationalExpressions

    Hammer of the gods!
    http://www.theuncool.com/2013/05/21/led-zeppelin-the-hammer-of-the-gods/

  10. maggiemay

    I feel like growing up in the 70’s would have sucked

  11. maggiemay

    I actually have a question: was dental care as good as it is today? I just got back from the dentist and the entire right side of my face is so numb that even my ears are numb. I got shot up for getting sealant; during this time I wondered if care was good in the olden days too. Since we advanced medically only very very recently in the span of humanity’s existence, has good stuff been around for a while?

    MY WHOLE FUCKING FACE HURTS too

    • maggiemay

      God this sounds so snarky. I need to proofread things before I submit them. I’m asking this sincerely.

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