Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Mighty Wind Is Gonna Be My Name

You look like the Maxell guy.

“That’s a powerful consumer audiotape right there.”

Industry standard. How you feeling?

“With my hands.”

I meant physically.

“Me, too. I grab stuff.”

I think you’re just messing with me.

“Yeah, yeah I’m, uh, just full of beans today. Being full of beans, ironically, is why you’re asking me how I’m feeling.”

Burrito?

“Here’s the thing: if you finish it in 20 minutes, then it’s free.”

Oh, no. Don’t take those challenges, Bob.

“I’m a competitive guy.”

How big was the thing?

“Three pounds.”

No one should eat three pounds of anything at one time, let alone foreign meat.

“Panda eats 40 pounds of bamboo a day.”

Are you a panda, Bobby?

“No.”

There ya go. Wait, was this at the resort?

“Uh-huh.”

Bobby, you eat for free at the resort.

“It wasn’t the money. It was the principle.”

Ah.

“Billy did it for the money. Put down two of the suckers and made the restaurant give him ten bucks.”

That’s not how that works.

“It is when Billy does it.”

Sure.

5 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    January 30, 2017 at 7:32 pm

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