Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Misguided By Voices

First thing I did when I got back to the bloggings was to check on the internals, the numbers, the data dammit. Analytics, they’re called. They are called this because it is remarkably easy to become anal about them.

That is not true.

The first thing I did when I got to Tokyo was buy a Japanese guitar.

Are you kidding me?


You’re making Cheap Trick jokes now? Cheap Trick’s one of those bands you see by accident.

The second thing I did is check whether anyone had cracked the cipher I’ve hidden within the posts that, when cracked, leads to the hidden cache of cash, fine narcotics, and solid B+ whores.

There is no such cipher, nor are cash, drugs, or…wait, why are they B+ whores? Why not A+?

Because all whore grading is situational. I’m just gonna TELL the whores that they’re just B+ and that’s gonna make ’em work that much harder. It’s gonna make ’em want it. I’m gonna whitewash their fences.

Maybe coming back wasn’t–

That has a double meaning, what I just said.

–such a great…Yeah, I got it. I see what you did there, chief.

It was a Tom Sawyer reference, but I was also referring to my gift. I’m going to give the B+ whores my gift.

Are you done?


Then do you think we might–



Wow…that is the quickest we’ve needed a replacement. This one must have had a bad motivator or something. Well then, below is a small collection of the best search terms people have used to get here recently. They’ve not been altered in any way. Also, when the police ask about me shooting the other guy, let’s all say that he was coming at me with a knife and he also looked Chechan.

We’ll have some auditions real soon and, anyway, we were thinking about going in a different direction for Mark II, so–


Cut to the list! Cut to the list!

Close, but no cigar – thoughts for someone who is deceased, thoughts to be dead, thoughts for someone who is diseased.

All of it – how much did lenny hart steal?

Actually, a pretty good idea for a post – dead logical fallacies

Weir, I know you’re out there googling yourself – phil lesh yelling at bobbyhey bobby? i was hoping you’d play slide tonightbobby problem

You gotta have a gimmick – billy kreutzmann dick punch, billy kreutzmann dickpuncher, dickpunching billy

Whatever you’re on, I want two – furrybooru fireon, bagger vance i am your caddie, gamma fuck prone.

Go to a doctor right now – total nipple refraction

This one is–completely on the level–oddly affecting and beautifully melancholy – i was called a pretty panther

It means you need to sit down and drink fluids – what does it mean when they said that the telegraph plat dance better to the grateful dead?

It wasn’t good in the first place – is 2 year old coors light still good?

Oddly specific – two dogs in communion #3

I don’t like your tone, pal – garry w. tallent jew





  1. i’m confused by all the Billy-dick-punch references, but I can’t stop laughing

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