jerry whoopi

No one expected The Color Purple  to be revisited, much less on TV, and much much muuuuuch less with Garcia playing Danny Glover’s part.

Cancelled retroactively via Time Sheath technology, this misguided three-camera sitcom drew jeers from critics, viewers, politicians, and even got the Pope to pick up the phone and demand–and I’m quoting–“an end to this fuckery.” The footage has been reported as being “more upsetting than watching your brother do gay stuff to your dad.” Again, I am quoting the Pope.

For the life of me, I cannot fathom why anyone involved with this project was involved with this project. From top to bottom: its very existence makes a lie of God’s love.