Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

More Old-Timey Baseball Names

  • Alistair Boscombe.
  • Shalbert Parr.
  • Mushy Idlewild
  • Splenetic Sam Livermore.
  • Israel Christianson.
  • Fulsome Mudd.
  • Jeremiah “Lickety-Split” Callahan.
  • Hugh Crowdermilk.
  • Ignatius “Iggy” Ignatz.
  • Buford T. Justice.
  • Happy Porcker.
  • Birdy Mapplebaum.
  • Lumpy Rupp.
  • Fly-Fishin’ Frank Tonic.
  • Kikey Stein.
  • Cotton Lunch.
  • Milo Schimmelpfenning.
  • Herbert Huncke.
  • Upton Downs.
  • Lefty Wright.
  • Harold Merkin.
  • Bedford “Two Hander” Woods.


  1. This is great…

    Best Regards,

    Cookie Abernathy

    — see you make it look easy, it is actually hard, my guy sounds like the dog of a some civil rights activist turned politician.

  2. For a little while in Detroit we had Doug Fister and Charlie Roderick Furbush on the pitching squad. Was always wondering if any two fans sitting next to each other sported the Fister Furbush jersey combo. The could sit on either side of each other and it would still work out. #chuckieRosenbergsanignorantscabbyballsack

  3. i would pick cotton lunch first for my team.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    October 6, 2016 at 10:49 am

    HH and Egg Cream Ginsberg

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