- Melissa McCarthy has been declared an enemy combatant.
- Bathrobe? Is that an English word? I’ve never heard it before. Is it like a chifferobe? Because, yes, the President does have a chifferobe he needs busting up if anyone wants to make a quick nickel.
- The report that President Trump called the New York Times “fake news” is itself fake news.
- I don’t know where this story that staffers can’t find the bathrooms and are shitting in the hallways came from, but it’s not true. I mean, yes: there are one or two turds in the hallways, but we can’t even be sure if they’re human.
- The thing to remember about former-President Obama is that he’s black, and so whatever you’re asking me about is almost certainly his fault.
- No, he did not say “Muslim ban.” The President was using an acronym: Making the United States Less Infested, Murder-filled, Bad, And Nasty.”
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Now, by my mother’s son, and that’s myself,
It shall be moon, or star, or what I list,
Evermore crossed and crossed, nothing but crossed! - Lots of people wake up before dawn to yell at the teevee news and then go to bed at seven p.m. My grandmother. My grandfather. My other grandmother.
- Yes, I do feel President Trump is Lincolnesque.
- The so-called British Parliament are jealous losers and haters.
- Many of New England’s plays from last night’s Super Bowl were suggested by the President.
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Do not bust up the chefferobe! It’s a trap.
I thought the Super Bowl result was fake news.