Kids, pay attention: this is how your parents were raised. Now, if your baby is onstage with the Grateful Dead (and that’s a big “if” because nowadays, babies are not allowed to be on stage with the Grateful Dead, metaphorically speaking), but anyway, if your baby was right now on that stage, you would give him those horrible little baby earmuffs, In the 70’s, if your baby was on stage with the Grateful Dead, you gave him a tambourine.

(Those baby ear protectors are the worst. It’s a baby. Don’t bring it the show, huh?)

P.S. I stole this picture fair-and-square from some loser-breath monster pants.