billy trixie bobby reya hart“Everyone’s gonna smile. I swear to you, and  I swear to fucking God and all of His angels that if everyone doesn;t smile and we can’t get a good picture for the Christmas card, then I will machete all of you in the face.

“We are a happy family and no one is arguing and no one’s written anything and everyone is happy just like it used to be and everything is fine and fucking smile.”

“Hey, Bob.”

“Billy, I am at my end. Please please please thing before you say whatever knuckle-headed thing you are about to say.”

“It’s important.”


“Did you know Mickey had a daughter?”

“No idea. You?”

“Not a clue.”