Things to remember today:

  • Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent both legally adopted their underage “girlfriends” so they could transport them across state lines without any trouble from that pesky ol’ Mann Act.
  • No matter how many women you beat, if you can carry a football, you deserve a statue.
  • Ronald Reagan laid a wreath at the grave of SS soldiers, and then later expressed regret for “opening old wounds.” Not sorry that he brought flowers for the men who ran concentration camps. Sorry that people got all riled up over it.
  • That pissed Jeffrey Hyman off, and he wrote a song about it. (How he got Johnny to play on it is anyone’s guess.)