Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Near The Bus

vw busNice bus, man.

“Thanks, brother. All original.”

You’re shitting me.

“Nah, man: just like she rolled off the line. Except for the suspension.”


“Kept dying on us, so we replaced it with two professional, sober-minded suspensions.”


“Also, the engine died, so we replaced it with the guy from Phish.”

We’re done.


  1. A lot like the one I had except I had the giant sunroof instead of the pop-top. Same color. Has the little engine from the 914 “porsche” and a thing called a “sport suspension” – which it wasn’t by any sane definition of “sport”, but did help it handle somewhat less like a mattress balanced on a bottle of wine than most

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