Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

New Deal

billy signing
“What’s your name, slugger?”

“Todd.”

“Great, Todd. Y’know, pal: you’re bearded and literally on your knees in front of me in awe. You ever thought about doing some part-time benjying?”

“It was my minor in college, actually.”

“Great. You’re my back Benjy. Go fetch me that meat cleaver.

“Sure, Billy.”

39 Comments

  1. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 18, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    ssss pop! (falls through internet rabbit hole, lands) Whoa… Philzone? Derp Dream? Nope. So how the hell…? Huh. Have a look around I guess. (Has look around)
    Roughly 2 weeks later… So much funny!! So much commentarian kickassery! I am on it. Whatever the digital equivelant of the TotD bus is, I am on that bus. I am on TotD tour. Even if I have to sell grill cheese on Etsy. Whoooo!

  2. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    August 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    “You could use a hat.”

    “I don’t like hats.”

    “That’s not what a Benji would say.”

  3. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 19, 2015 at 1:00 am

    All in the Family (Dog)
    Steal your face right off your meathead
    Those Were the Days Between
    Edith Don’t Have No Mercy

  4. OMFG I ACTUALLY LEFT MY HOUSE 2DAY AND I SAW A FUCKING BENJY CLONE LMAO I WAS SCREAMING INTERNALLY CUZ I WAS WITH A PARENTAL UNIT

    • when I’m an adult please don’t let me walk places by myself because I will literally just make jokes to myself and laugh at said jokes and scream about seeing Benjy clones and stuff

  5. Pig coulda spent a week in Janis’ closet and never pulled this off.

    http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/spl669593_001-copy-500×509.jpg

  6. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    August 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    I just noticed the can of Sierra Nevada Torpedo.

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    WHY DID BILLY FALL OFF THE WAGON?

  7. Note to Bonnie and Maggie.. if you have to ask what person you are.. well once you figure it out, check in on Mickey and let him know who he is.

    https://40.media.tumblr.com/a00735f4775bada0a07ab71c680061e1/tumblr_mwchfnPY7r1sd6inuo1_500.jpg

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