“What’s your name, slugger?”
“Todd.”
“Great, Todd. Y’know, pal: you’re bearded and literally on your knees in front of me in awe. You ever thought about doing some part-time benjying?”
“It was my minor in college, actually.”
“Great. You’re my back Benjy. Go fetch me that meat cleaver.
“Sure, Billy.”
ssss pop! (falls through internet rabbit hole, lands) Whoa… Philzone? Derp Dream? Nope. So how the hell…? Huh. Have a look around I guess. (Has look around)
Roughly 2 weeks later… So much funny!! So much commentarian kickassery! I am on it. Whatever the digital equivelant of the TotD bus is, I am on that bus. I am on TotD tour. Even if I have to sell grill cheese on Etsy. Whoooo!
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There’s an episode of All in The Family where Mike the hip pie is heading out the door off to his buddys with a stack of records and Live Dead is on top of the stack.
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His stuffed mushrooms are Pure Bliss.
proof that you can flip a grilled cheese with an ice cream bar
Go back!! TotD is a KookBook!!
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“You could use a hat.”
“I don’t like hats.”
“That’s not what a Benji would say.”
…
All in the Family (Dog)
Steal your face right off your meathead
Those Were the Days Between
Edith Don’t Have No Mercy
I am so glad you are here…
OMFG I ACTUALLY LEFT MY HOUSE 2DAY AND I SAW A FUCKING BENJY CLONE LMAO I WAS SCREAMING INTERNALLY CUZ I WAS WITH A PARENTAL UNIT
when I’m an adult please don’t let me walk places by myself because I will literally just make jokes to myself and laugh at said jokes and scream about seeing Benjy clones and stuff
Pig coulda spent a week in Janis’ closet and never pulled this off.
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omfg
Yes of course, take it. Anything for Mayer.
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( nO
Ya know, I didn’t not like the guy. But after this fur coat incident, I’m doin a rethink. hahaha
August, how do you italicize words in your comments?
HTML tags. mY editor will add them to selected text. But you can type them as well.
http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_formatting.asp
Hmmm
I don’t think I’m smart enough for that.
Okay, I don’t like to say things like that to myself. I’d like to be nice to myself (as all of you should too!) and it’s rather that I’ve not learned anything about computers and the such and admittedly don’t know anything about this.
There’s probably a wordpress rich text editor for comments. But it depends on which browser you use.
Does she even know what a “browser” is?
#BeingMeanToMaggs
#DontBurnDownMyHouse
#IWillStopNow
I’m glad you like getting your ass whooped because I’m feeling mean today
lol jk that was a high-five worthy comment thx m90
Mags, don’t feel unsmart. I’ve been using html on my website for years. Tool of the trade. 🙂
Back in 1974, this was the top-selling sweater at Kmart…
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Phil
I just noticed the can of Sierra Nevada Torpedo.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHY DID BILLY FALL OFF THE WAGON?
I blame that chick he was hanging with at Peach, it is always a dame.
#MenArePigs
Or maybe some dame was yelling at him in ALL CAPS..
Hmmnn maybe that was it.
#MenArePigs
Stop making fun of me I will burn ur house down
“Accidentally”
(are we the same person?)
Who(m)?
I thought tor was talking about me, and you thought tor was talking about you 🙂
MIND … BLOWN
Note to Bonnie and Maggie.. if you have to ask what person you are.. well once you figure it out, check in on Mickey and let him know who he is.
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