No more Nazis. End to the swarms of Putinbots. All “news aggregator” accounts shut down except Jim Roberts. (Seriously: Jim Roberts is why 50% of Deadheads know anything that’s going on in the world.) Ability to edit spelling mistakes. Italics, boldface, and underlining implemented. Anyone attempting a 100-tweet tweetstorm gets 40,000 volts sent through their phone. Trump’s avatar replaced with close-up of a goat’s asshole.