Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

New Twitter Features

  • No more Nazis.
  • End to the swarms of Putinbots.
  • All “news aggregator” accounts shut down except Jim Roberts. (Seriously: Jim Roberts is why 50% of Deadheads know anything that’s going on in the world.)
  • Ability to edit spelling mistakes.
  • Italics, boldface, and underlining implemented.
  • Anyone attempting a 100-tweet tweetstorm gets 40,000 volts sent through their phone.
  • Trump’s avatar replaced with close-up of a goat’s asshole.
  • Circles.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    June 16, 2017 at 9:49 am

    he’s on you like white on rice

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