No matter how many orphanages you build, if you summon the Terror-dactyls, it’s going to be the first thing in your obituary.

You came up with a new thing?

Yeah: Terror-dactyl. Gonna sell it to the SyFy channel.  Carl Weathers and the fox that played Six on Blossom–

Jenna Von Öy.

–battle flying deathmonsters from the past who have, somehow, adopted the tenets of Radical Jihad and started fucking shit up.

Do the Terror-dactyls have beards?

Of course they do.