“I take it back. I like these little bastards.”

Great?

“None of ’em are Jewish, so that’s a plus.”

You make me so sad.

“Aggressive like the Jews, but not as obnoxious.”

Please stop.

“Lemme ask you a question. What do you think about death squads?”

I think very poorly of them.

“What if they were in Chile?”

Jesus, how much have you had to drink?

“There’s 8,000 of ’em and y’gotta drink with each one. I’m gonna karate one.”

Where did you learn that?

“Elvis is now, uh, my sensei.”

Please don’t cause an international/cross-temporal incident.

“Hii-YAH! Nixon knows karate!”

Dammit. Elvis? Elvis!? Where the hell are you?

“HERE AH ARE.”

What?

“AH AM ITERATIN’.”

Stop iterating! Only Jesus gets to do that.

“REGARDLESS, MAN. AH AM MANY, ALL ARE ME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.”

Go get Nixon.

“WHASS GOIN’ ON WITH NIX?”

He’s drunkenly using the karate you taught him on the Chinese delegation.

“NO, MAN, NO! KARATE IS A PEACEFUL ART.”

It’s the exact opposite.

“KARATE MUST BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, FOR WE ARE ALL STUDENTS IN THE SAME DOJO.”

Great. Go get him.

“AH WILL DO THIS THING BECAUSE IT IS OF MAH CHOOSING.”

Okay. Go back to being one white guy.

“AH PROMISE NOTHIN’.”