“Aw, man: don’t call me that. I’m relatively healthy here.”
No. This is the 90’s, judging by your hairline.
“Fucker started retreating on me at the end, didn’t it?”
You and your hair had a great run.
“You ever notice how all the other bands full of old guys, all of ’em still got full heads of hair?”
They’re wearing wigs, Jer.
“Aerosmith wouldn’t lie to me.”
So glad we’re spending the day together.
“We are, aren’t we?”