Presidential candidates have positions on vaccination now? What about the Krebs cycle? The atomic weight of strontium? The longitude and latitude of Butte, MT?
February 3, 2015 at 7:38 pm
All Presidential speeches will now be required to contained the coordinates: 46.0064° N, 112.5297° W. No exceptions. By the way, it’s also a hint in finding the key(s) to Michelle Bachmann’s chastity belt.
February 3, 2015 at 7:42 pm
Which is right next to Obama’s birth surferticket. Can we just vote for Phil?
February 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm
Damn it. “Contain.”
February 3, 2015 at 8:07 pm
The thought of a bunch of old, white men trying to regulate female bodies is suddenly much less scary than this.
February 3, 2015 at 8:08 pm
This is young, white women being dumb. Hooray, equality!
February 3, 2015 at 10:58 pm
Yo, what did you say to me? This was a joke, man. That wasn’t cool.
February 3, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Well, so was mine. Abortion is a stupidity inflicted upon society by , as you said, old white men.
This anti-vaccine movement is spearheaded mostly by younger, white women. Generally educated, moneyed, and clustered in a few counties.
Old white people screw some stuff up, young white ladies screw other stuff up. Chinese dudes are responsible for some problems, I suppose. Also, Malaysian divorcees.
But this vaccine thing? Young, white, rich, educated women.
February 3, 2015 at 11:08 pm
OH SHIT — I thought you were saying this directly to me, and I mistakenly took offense to it because I am in fact a young white woman. (Who is pro-choice when it comes to abortion but not so much when it comes to vaccines.) I definitely agree: Jenny McCarthy needs to shut her dumbass mouth.
February 3, 2015 at 11:09 pm
How could I ever be mean to Maggie May? It’s not even in my nature.
February 3, 2015 at 11:10 pm
Well thank you, Your Deadliness. I didn’t think you were being so. You and your blog are golden.
Dang white people
February 3, 2015 at 11:57 pm
The Krebs Cycle is a myth perpetrated on the American People by the big Biology companies that are only interested in obscene profits and not REAL TRUE biochemistry.
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