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No Vaccine For Stupid

Presidential candidates have positions on vaccination now? What about the Krebs cycle? The atomic weight of strontium? The longitude and latitude of Butte, MT?

12 Comments

  1. Anchovy Rancher

    All Presidential speeches will now be required to contained the coordinates: 46.0064° N, 112.5297° W. No exceptions. By the way, it’s also a hint in finding the key(s) to Michelle Bachmann’s chastity belt.

    • Rodeoamy

      Which is right next to Obama’s birth surferticket. Can we just vote for Phil?

    • Anchovy Rancher

      Damn it. “Contain.”

  2. maggiemay

    The thought of a bunch of old, white men trying to regulate female bodies is suddenly much less scary than this.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      This is young, white women being dumb. Hooray, equality!

  3. maggiemay

    Yo, what did you say to me? This was a joke, man. That wasn’t cool.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Well, so was mine. Abortion is a stupidity inflicted upon society by , as you said, old white men.

      This anti-vaccine movement is spearheaded mostly by younger, white women. Generally educated, moneyed, and clustered in a few counties.

      Old white people screw some stuff up, young white ladies screw other stuff up. Chinese dudes are responsible for some problems, I suppose. Also, Malaysian divorcees.

      But this vaccine thing? Young, white, rich, educated women.

      • maggiemay

        OH SHIT — I thought you were saying this directly to me, and I mistakenly took offense to it because I am in fact a young white woman. (Who is pro-choice when it comes to abortion but not so much when it comes to vaccines.) I definitely agree: Jenny McCarthy needs to shut her dumbass mouth.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          How could I ever be mean to Maggie May? It’s not even in my nature.

          • maggiemay

            Well thank you, Your Deadliness. I didn’t think you were being so. You and your blog are golden.

      • maggiemay

        Dang white people

  4. Estimated_0 (@Estimated_0)

    The Krebs Cycle is a myth perpetrated on the American People by the big Biology companies that are only interested in obscene profits and not REAL TRUE biochemistry.

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