We have reason to believe that have violated the NFL’s policy about performance-enhancing drugs.
“Marijuana is not a performance-enhancing drug.”
It is if you’re in the Grateful Dead, man: get in the bathroom.
“Fuck. Ok. Gimme a minute or two.”
Are you trying to cheat the test, Mickey?
“No! My prostate’s the size of a conga drum.”
Is everything about drums with you?
“Yeah. You didn’t know that.”
No, I knew it; I just never saw it in action before.
“Welcome to my world.”