phil chompers

Like all Cat People of Felicidae IV, Throneworld to the Felis Empire, Phil was able to vibrate his head thousands of time a second which, when combined with the traditional Helmet of Hunger, enabled Phil to burrow into dead and rotting trees to make his numnums on small game and large grubs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Phil being an alien who eats varmints.

Like squirrels?

Sure. Obligate carnivore, Manolo Bro-nick.

You make me so sad.