Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

O Bobberman

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Bunny ears.”


“It’s a, uh, it’s a classic. Can’t go wrong with ’em.”

Probably shouldn’t do it to the Pope.

“Course not. He’s got that enormous hat. What would be the point?”


“I gotta be honest with you here:  Loni Anderson looks way different in person than she does on teevee.”

Not Loni Anderson, Bobby.

“Still cute, but I don’t wanna be stepping on Burt Reynolds’ toes.”

Not her.

“I guess the blonde hair is a wig, huh? You think her and Burt go to the same place?”

Laurie Anderson.


She’s a singer.

“Oh. Well, she should have Johnny Fever play some of her songs. Be a boost to the career.”

Good chat. Tell the guy taking the picture to leave Jackie Onassis alone.

“You bet.”


  1. I have had a huge crush on her for decades now. Love her concert flick.

  2. I like when he has those crazyeyes.

  3. The Photographs of Ron Galella could be a rich vein for you to mine.

    For example, I don’t recall Marlon Brando (surely a customer of Ernie and Sheila) making an appearance in this semi-fictional universe.

  4. I once conversed with her for a solid hour. Nice person. Contrast to the reputation of her boyfriend/soulmate.

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    January 27, 2017 at 11:49 am


  6. I just wonder who taught Bob how to tie a tie?

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