Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“It’s a, uh, it’s a classic. Can’t go wrong with ’em.”
Probably shouldn’t do it to the Pope.
“Course not. He’s got that enormous hat. What would be the point?”
“I gotta be honest with you here: Loni Anderson looks way different in person than she does on teevee.”
Not Loni Anderson, Bobby.
“Still cute, but I don’t wanna be stepping on Burt Reynolds’ toes.”
“I guess the blonde hair is a wig, huh? You think her and Burt go to the same place?”
She’s a singer.
“Oh. Well, she should have Johnny Fever play some of her songs. Be a boost to the career.”
Good chat. Tell the guy taking the picture to leave Jackie Onassis alone.