- East Atlantic Smook.
- Spine-finned barbarossa.
- Greater jazzhand.
- Jamaican royal abalone.
- Chesterton’s articulated porpoise.
- Dentistfish.
- Possumfish.
- Lake Baikal silver immaculate.
- Sneakerheaded trout.
- Red sallygagger.
- Chinese longtailed peabobryson
- Rainbow motherfucker.
- Sextopus.
- Septepus.
- Octocep. (One leg, eight heads.)
- Corrugated sockass.
- Swagfish.
- Maldivian gunwale.
- Good enough white shark.
- Intermittently competent white shark.
- Unacceptable white shark.
- White privileged shark.
- Glastonbury lungwalker.
- King of herrings. (Real thing.)
- Sea kangaroo.
- Filipino fluke.
- Bowhunter squid.
- Bucktoothed peterfish.
- Rio koi.
- Cascapating interloper.
- Hudson river rockfish.
- Crumpie.
- Manglerfish.
- Manchovy.
- Hamperhead.
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