Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Obscure Fish Species

  • East Atlantic Smook.
  • Spine-finned barbarossa.
  • Greater jazzhand.
  • Jamaican royal abalone.
  • Chesterton’s articulated porpoise.
  • Dentistfish.
  • Possumfish.
  • Lake Baikal silver immaculate.
  • Sneakerheaded trout.
  • Red sallygagger.
  • Chinese longtailed peabobryson
  • Rainbow motherfucker.
  • Sextopus.
  • Septepus.
  • Octocep. (One leg, eight heads.)
  • Corrugated sockass.
  • Swagfish.
  • Maldivian gunwale.
  • Good enough white shark.
  • Intermittently competent white shark.
  • Unacceptable white shark.
  • White privileged shark.
  • Glastonbury lungwalker.
  • King of herrings. (Real thing.)
  • Sea kangaroo.
  • Filipino fluke.
  • Bowhunter squid.
  • Bucktoothed peterfish.
  • Rio koi.
  • Cascapating interloper.
  • Hudson river rockfish.
  • Crumpie.
  • Manglerfish.
  • Manchovy.
  • Hamperhead.

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  1. average white shark

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