Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To


  • Is this jacket brown or blue? YOU’LL NEVER GUESS.
  • Are these trousers polka-dotted or is the wearer bleeding circularly from many places? WE’LL NEVER TELL.
  • Is this flag red, white, or blue? OR IS IT ALL THREE?
  • Is this head of a regional NAACP chapter black or white? WHO CAN POSSIBLY DISCERN?

The innertubes needs to shut the fuck up or get some new material.


  1. Speaking of which, what the fuck is this “Daniel” thing that everyone’s talking about? “Damn Daniel” I think? Wtf?

  2. If he’s not throwing basketballs off the Hoover Dam, then I don’t know why he’s there at all…

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