- Is this jacket brown or blue? YOU’LL NEVER GUESS.
- Are these trousers polka-dotted or is the wearer bleeding circularly from many places? WE’LL NEVER TELL.
- Is this flag red, white, or blue? OR IS IT ALL THREE?
- Is this head of a regional NAACP chapter black or white? WHO CAN POSSIBLY DISCERN?
The innertubes needs to shut the fuck up or get some new material.