Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

On The Internet, No One Knows You’re A Grateful Dead

“So, y’see, the guy is holding the girl’s hand–they’re going steady, I suppose–and, uh, the guy’s looking back over his shoulder.”

“At another girl!”

“Right? I mean: the audacity.”

“Ballsy dude.”

“And people, they change stuff around. Like, uh, the guy’s holding hands with capitalism, but turning back to look at socialism.”

“The Scandinavians have so much to teach us.”

“It’s a meme.”

“Oh, I’ve heard of those. Is this it?”

“No, there’s more than one.”

“Wow. Can I see them on my phone, or is just on yours?”

“They’re everywhere.”

“The future.”

“Sure looks like it.”

OR

They’re reading Thoughts on the Dead.

5 Comments

  1. ChadB

    I’ve been telling Billy about you on his Instagram feed. He hasn’t responded to me though….

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Keep telling him.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    The various band members have seen this place, at various times. No regular readership, just random visits.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I demand to know what Billy thinks about Sleepy Batman.

      • SmokingLeather

        Can neither confirm nor deny that he wants to punch sleepy Batman in the dick.

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