Well, you’ve got all the requirements necessary to be a Grateful Dead, I suppose.
“I’m not proud of that.”
You do look so sad.
Yeah. What were you doing, anyway? Were you smoking heroin off of tin foil, but using this elaborate terminology to make it seem cooler than it was?
“No. Fuck, no. I was just eating pills. That…that sounds like some pathetic junkie bullshit right there.”
You might want to rephrase that thought.
“Oh. Right. Um…”
I’ll let it slide as long as you pretend like you just can’t learn Victim or the Crime.