Did you know that? I mean: it is Thump News reporting it. It’s a neat little trick–first he plays the four chords from every EDM song, and then he whacks on the strings like a bass drum; it sounds pretty nifty–but it’s by no means John Mayer’s only neat trick.
What other talents does our own Josh Meyers have?
- John Mayer can withdraw money from an ATM using only his bank card.
- Can add more hot water to his tub using only his toes.
- Can get from Miami to Montreal using only I-95.
- Can dress himself using only a team of stylists.
- Can forget what he saw that time he walked into Billy’s dressing room without knocking using only copious amounts of alcohol.
- Can kill a baby seal using only a truncheon.
- Can find his bliss using only his heart. (No, sorry: that’s Bobby.)
- Can identify the ripest heirloom tomato using only his extensive knowledge of heirloom tomatoes.
- Can smile using only his eyes.
- Can hand-wash his delicates using only the finest artisanal laundry detergents.
- Can bang starlets using only his penis.