Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Opening Lines From Billy's Upcoming Memoir

  • Call me Billy.
  • After the Sex Magick with the underage redhead released all the Terror-dactyls, I realized I had hit rock bottom.
  • All happy bands are alike; each unhappy band is unhappy in its own way.
  • We were somewhere around Dark Star on the edge of the Mind Left Body Jam when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, “I felt lightheaded; maybe you should drum…”


  1. There is some seriously weird stuff in here. I love it!

  2. Does this explain the creepy, windowless, white van cruising Makawao?

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