Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Opinion Time!

What’s the best song with a woman’s name for a title? (There is no use doing this for songs named after men, as the clear winner is Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.)

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: No Dead songs, so Senator Franken might as well not play.

43 Comments

  1. Drew

    https://youtu.be/9I42Q-EU50s

  2. JES

    “Deanna” by Nick Cave.

    https://youtu.be/FxORulyOXs8

    [Unless “Marie (Is The Name Of His Latest Flame)” counts].

  3. salsedo chris

    Caledonia, multiple versions

  4. Allthebeerscombine

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y

  5. Tom

    G L O R I I I I I I A

  6. JES

    “Peg” by the Dan

    “Beth” by KISS

    “Maggie Mae” by Rod

    • Tor Haxson

      So far I second “Beth”

      I would like to add Kathy’s song by Paul Simon. I can not find a version that satisfies how I hear it in my head.

  7. Ray

    Sweet Jane

    The Wind Cried Mary

    Susie-Q

  8. Dom Ambrose

    Geraldine by willis alan ramsey. Sadly veey littke from his perfect album is available online so im left with the wsp version which they make sound like every other widebread picnic song
    https://youtu.be/QANcp1ig5pQ

  9. Suzy

    Alison – Elvis Costello

  10. Tor Haxson

    When the Bad Plus tortures “Mandy” it sort of re-arranges good and bad multiple times till it ends up great.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unG9ulPW6Ew

  11. Diggy

    Judy Blue Eyes

    • Robin Russell

      How come you get three guesses?

      They are all wrong anyway. It is Eleanor Rigby.

      • Tor Haxson

        Because J.E.S must be a drummer, he took 3 or more, and then see what happens.

        But yes Ruby is wondrous..

        “It’s hard to love a man who’s legs are bent and paralyzed, and the wants and the needs of a woman your age, ruby I realize”

        I mean WTF, the story is good, the concept is good, the music is decent, but the words man, the words are just horrid. He should have spent all the royalties on that on a song writing workshop or something.

        • JES

          Nah brah, I’m a bassist. We’re disobedient AND you can’t hide us at the back of the stage . . .

  12. SmokingLeather

    https://youtu.be/QBUOKnLdJpc

  13. Dave

    In Memory of Elizabeth Cotton , fIREHOSE (the spelling is important) – if the band is initially unfamiliar, take a few minutes and drill down a little; will go out on a limb and wager you’ll find the journey worthwhile. Bonus points for anyone who ends up thinking that Brave Captain might well be their favorite new song of the moment. Anyway, enjoy –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akHxXrqtqq0

  14. drink all day and rock all night

    “Melissa” Allmans. Pretty sure this is the right answer.

    • Black Hearted Woman

      In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
      Jessica

  15. tlexvold

    A Boy Named Sue

  16. JES

    Oh, “Lorelei” by The Pogues. I love me some (early) Shane, but this Phil Chevron written/sung tune might be their finest original.

    https://youtu.be/VDw81PRP2SQ

    And if not allowed to vote for my own picks, I would get behind “Jolene” of the suggested songs.

    • Tor Haxson

      J.E.S is making too many votes, so as punishment “Lorelei” by the Pogues is demoted to “Lorelei” by Styx .

      Oh, and he has to listen to the whole Styx album that has “Lorelei” on int.

      • Tor Haxson

        Kobach voter integrity commission would like to talk to you JES.

        • JES

          Can I lecture them about Varese and Stockhausen and complain about monitor sound?

          (Shameful [?] admission: I know that Styx album very, very well . . . )

          • Tor Haxson

            I need a lecture about Varese and Stockhausen, seriously what are they?

  17. Jan K

    “Layla”- ’nuff said

  18. Luther Von Baconson

    athena, a-zooby, zap zap zap, zappy never seen ya

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD2xRfemTU0

  19. Luther Von Baconson

    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1srq-SCtzg

  20. Luther Von Baconson

    this count dudeners?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49iEnlvEbpU

    • Tor Haxson

      +1

  21. Luther Von Baconson

    for Trawna Enthusiasts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoaBdVzF0J0

  22. Rich

    “Valerie”. Originally by the Zutons, but this version kills

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0HwXFQ4A6E

  23. Luther Von Baconson

    from the great Tragedy Trail

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD2QQ23AjJg

  24. dj5000000

    I’m surprised none of the Canadians put this one out there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HitvrhJ2FTU

  25. Jim Z.

    not anything by freakin’ Toto. ever.

    • Tor Haxson

      As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

  26. Dick Hertz

    Sheena is a punk rocker
    Judy is a punk

    Ramones – gabba gabba hey !

  27. Badumbadum

    Black Betty.

    Rock steady AND always ready.

    Shame about the kid, though.

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