Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Other Debate Moderators Rejected By Donald Trump (And His Reasons)

  • Bill O’Reilly. (“Ratings are down. Sad, sad man. Many scandals.”)
  • Wolf Blitzer. (“Has-been. Beard. What’s he hiding?”)
  • Diane Sawyer. (“Classy broad, but not what she used to be in the looks department. Looks have faded.”)
  • Gwen Ifill. (“Biased.”)
  • Lester Holt. (“Also biased.”)
  • Al Roker. (“Very biased.”)
  • Dr. Sanjay Gupta. (Doctor part is good. Biased look about him, though.”)
  • David Frost. (“Not sitting with a foreigner. Also, dead.”)
  • Speedy Gonzalez. (“Not a person. A cartoon mouse. Also, biased.)
  • Random Guy off the Street. (“C’mon, not gonna happen. Terrible idea. Too random.”)
  • Specific Guy off the Street. (“Don’t make my choices for me. Pass.”)
  • Savannah Guthrie. (“She knows what she did.”)
  • Telepathic Chimp. (“Depends on how telepathic.”)
  • Anderson Cooper. (“I’d prefer a man.”)
  • Candy Crowley. (“Not that manly.”)
  • Walter Cronkite. (“Against the troops. Probably dead.”)
  • Johnny Handsome, the Handsomest Boy in Handsome County. (“Not very handsome.”)
  • Alaric, King of the Visigoths. (“Not a dealmaker. Very dead.”)
  • Mata Hari. (“Something I don’t trust about her. Dead.”)
  • Benjy Eisen. (“Deal.”)


  1. totd this has no context but i started a blog and i thought you might wanna know. keep on rocking the free world and tell all your friends how cool i am

  2. Rhonda Rousey vs “New Logo”
    The only show in town. She delivered, get creative cat.
    As usual, watched RR monologue, then GD

  3. Nim Chimpsky was treated badly by humanity, but for a brief time a dead head befriended him and would spend time with him in joyful play.

    Did they smoke the reefer together.. perhaps but there is more to the story than dead head parties with chimp.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    January 27, 2016 at 11:02 am

    Joe Pyne

  5. “Benjy Eisen. (“Deal.”)”

    I see what you did there.

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