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Other Unacceptably Sexual Names For Grateful Dead Tribute Bands

  • The Scarlet Firecrotches.
  • Joe Russo’s Almost Nude. (JRAN.)
  • The Masturbateful Dead.
  • The Vagina Riders.
  • Vagina Doll.
  • Standing On Your Poon.
  • Acoxomoxoa.
  • One From The Vault, Two In The Stink.
  • Deep-Throated Wind.
  • Dark Star Orgy-stra.
  • The Crazy Fingerers.
  • Spiral Light Of Penis.
  • Peg Me-Oh.
  • One More Thursday Night. (Not an inherently unacceptable name, but the keyboardist shows the crowd his butthole during Cumberland.)
  • The Whorelocks.
  • Touch Of Gay.
  • Touch Of Grey Pubes.
  • Shove Your Sock In My Mouth And Choke Me. (Completely inappropriate.)
  • Look At Our Dicks While We Jam At You. (Points for straightforwardness, but still: not gonna fly in this administration.)

14 Comments

  1. wilbard

    One From The Vault, Two In The Stink

    You are truly a genius.

  2. Spencer

    2 drummers one cup…..

    • Spencer

      More like a side project, not a tribute band…….I’m sorry.

      • PaulCHebert

        Mickey Hart’s Planet Cum.

        I’m sorry, too.

  3. Spencer

    Dark StarPhish Orchestra……. tribute to Fare Thee Well. Pretty sure i stole that off you?

    • Jay

      I feel like we’re just days away from that being a reality. Ugh.

  4. Dubbzy

    You forgot that crazy 30 minute tribute, Cums > Face

    • The Central Shaft

      COTD

  5. Tor Haxson

    Wow..

  6. Tor Haxson

    Ones with Grey Pubes deserve respect like a silverback, or an elder in a traditional society.

  7. Tor Haxson

    What a joy to be gone for a day and get a series of great posts.

  8. JES

    Pryctical Envelopment

  9. Luther Von Baconson

    Don’t Ease yer Cock In Me

  10. garretconour

    The Good Morning Little Schoolgirls (all female dead cover band)

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